+412 I think the best way to solve America's problem's is to elect a grizzly bear into the house of representatives, stick with me here, because he would than systematically take out the frail and weak and leave only those fit to survive. Not to mention congress would be forced to put their petty squabbles aside and band together in order to survive, nothing says bipartisanship like the threat of bears, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it would make politics actually interesting, too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I really liked the "stay with me here".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what i thought!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bear with me here

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I actually flinched, that's how deliciously painful that pun was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know somewhere an angel just got punched in the face as a repercussion of that pun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Another plus: We'd be great allies with Russians (who will fight with us on the front lines) and a little friendlier with Canadians (who will be used as human shields).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that kind of thinking has made you my right hand man in the new grizzly bear socioeconomic political system!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We could stop worrying about which side wins! Yes! Would we just say have them be locked in there until they agree on an important issue? Or would it be longer? Oh! And which side is the bear running on?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

until they can get themselves out through hard spirited team work and Hollywood style bonding, and discipline, like '80s movie style where old enemies band together to become unlikely allies. Also the bear is probably third party after all its to aggressive to be a democrat, and at the same time to "green" to be a republican.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think my ideal bear overlord would care too much about petty human affairs and politics. I see him as the ultimate chaotic neutral.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well stated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago