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I think the best way to solve America's problem's is to elect a grizzly bear into the house of representatives, stick with me here, because he would than systematically take out the frail and weak and leave only those fit to survive. Not to mention congress would be forced to put their petty squabbles aside and band together in order to survive, nothing says bipartisanship like the threat of bears, amirite?

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Haha I really liked the "stay with me here".

@Icel bear with me here

I think I actually flinched, that's how deliciously painful that pun was.

Suzywaos avatar Suzywao Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Suzywao I think I actually flinched, that's how deliciously painful that pun was.

I know somewhere an angel just got punched in the face as a repercussion of that pun.

Qeezs avatar Qeez Yeah You Are +4Reply

Another plus: We'd be great allies with Russians (who will fight with us on the front lines) and a little friendlier with Canadians (who will be used as human shields).

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@Serg Another plus: We'd be great allies with Russians (who will fight with us on the front lines) and a little...

that kind of thinking has made you my right hand man in the new grizzly bear socioeconomic political system!

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And it would make politics actually interesting, too!

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We could stop worrying about which side wins! Yes!
Would we just say have them be locked in there until they agree on an important issue? Or would it be longer?
Oh! And which side is the bear running on?

@sighcantthinkofaname We could stop worrying about which side wins! Yes! Would we just say have them be locked in there until they agree...

until they can get themselves out through hard spirited team work and Hollywood style bonding, and discipline, like '80s movie style where old enemies band together to become unlikely allies. Also the bear is probably third party after all its to aggressive to be a democrat, and at the same time to "green" to be a republican.

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