+350 Thinking back to it, your logic as a kid was kind of crazy. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't want to get tan in the summer because I was afraid people would think I was Mexican. I'm not even kidding.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my gosh. I love that comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought I knew a lot of Spanish because I had a sister taking Spanish 1 and I knew how to say Hola.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We thought we could invent a new language and called it making our own spanish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My logic still is pretty crazy :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"If you can't see people, then they can't see you" So I used to cover my eyes when I was trying to hide.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought sharks cut the out indentations in keys.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dyslexia ftw.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought my Auntie Anne owned all the Auntie Annes Pretzel places and could get us free ones.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought erasers were gum.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember asking my mom if there were hills because the earth was round.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought that because I woke up on the middle of the night on Christmas Eve, Santa wasn't going to come.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't believe in santa purely because I didn't think someone could eat that many cookies and not puke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's actually a very good point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it was illegal to have your windows rolled down on the highway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought little people lived inside traffic lights and ran up and down stairs to change the lights. Oh and that if you stepped on the colored tiles in Home Depot or Lowes, that the monsters (tractors and box movers they have in there) would come to life and attack me. To be fair though, my older sister told me both of these things.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My parents told me that they could get arrested when I refused to go to bed because the police would think they 're bad parents for having me up too late. It worked, and I spent the next few new years eves worried that the police would see me awake and send my parents to jail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought hiding under a blanket at the pool would make me pale, if you couldn't find my friends they wouldn't have to go home, and eating tons of candy would make my lose teeth fall out faster.

by Anonymous 12 years ago