+179 It's strange how Axe's slogan is "Get some hair action." I don't even want to know what that is. It also sounds pretty goddamn disturbing. No matter how attractive they were, if a stranger was to go up to you and say, "Hey baby wanna go back to my place and get some hair action?" You'd probably call the police on them for harassment and just generally being one creepy motherfucker, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We used to have hair sex in middle school. You mess up each others hair and make doing it noises. It was just to make other people uncomfortable, like the penis game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Insanely drawn out post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never heard that slogan here. It doesn't even make sense. Axe is body spray, not hair gel. The only Axe slogan I've heard is the one from the Axe Excite advert: "Even goddesses will fall."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You've never seen a commercial like this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmkiTFdwHYA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope. They don't have that Axe hair stuff here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago