+865 Your phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

R.I.P. http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/dyingyoung.htm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how there are fifteen pages of dead black movie people...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe that's the point of the site. http://ctrlv.in/55402

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lemme guess, the black guy died because of AIDS?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most of the time it's because of some sort of knife wound. Good try though!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Knives carrying aids?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only if you've previously used it on an African.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course it does. I have an Android.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My phone battery is ok; it's the iPod battery that goes quick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Any apple products are like that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Macs last 6+ hours. HP's? After a couple weeks, they last about 2.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then my Mac battery must be really bad because it can barely go for three hours without dying...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My HP lasts about 5 minutes. -.- It's 3 years old though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my ipod touch which is a year old only lasts an hour...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably because you have your brightness at 100%, leave your wifi on when you don't need it, and you let useless processes drain your battery in the background, lol. iPod batteries can last for a long time if you really put forth the effort.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I keep my brightness all the way down unless it is necessary such as when I am in bright sunlight. I also turn the wifi off when I am not using it. I try everything to make it last longer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.facebook.com/pages/My-phones-battery-dies-faster-than-a-black-guy-in-a-horror-movie/261256333898474

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww, damn, that link goes to show that the person who posted this wasn't being original :O Originality, please resuscitate soon...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

flip phone user ova-here :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Person that hasn't realized they're not in the year 2005 ova here :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My phone has pretty good battery life http://ctrlv.in/64528

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STOP IT FRODO! YOU WILL DENT MORDOR!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a piece of shit phone, but it's battery lasts around 2 days, even if I'm using it a fair bit. It's crazy. And if I'm not using it much, it lasts around 6.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woah! I want your battery life in my phone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who knew a piece of crap could have so much battery life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but it recharges faster than a black guy at KFC y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My battery recharges faster than a black guy at a track meet y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My battery recharges fast as a black guy. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My battery is black and was assembled by some guy. Or a fast robot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My battery got stolen.. I bet you can figure out the rest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My battery recharges as fast as a black guy. Who's Kenyan. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My battery got shot because it said a lot of racist stuff in the hood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/64506

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Na, my phone is faster. Like a Jew on Yom Kippur.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Na, my phone is faster. Like an Ethiopian who sees a UN food shelter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, "faster" as in "one who fasts." Abstains from eating for a certain period. Like a Jew on Yom Kippur. Yeah, I don't think anybody got it :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhhhhh. I get it now, that's actually pretty good. Thanks for explaining fox.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

goo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They say cats have 9 lives... -.- My phone should've been a cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My phone lasts all day and I charge it at night..so good enough for me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who's gonna die first? http://ctrlv.in/64533

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, mine lasts a week. Cheap free Nokia 1, smartphone 0.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nokia had better battery life. Smartphone has just about better everything else. Nokia 1 Smartphone 100

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have this thing called a computer for that. I use my phone to, you know, talk to people. Which is damn near impossible with a smart phone. Not sure why they even bother adding a "phone" to them things. Nokia 2 smartphone -5.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm confused on the rules for this game!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never knew battery lives were so bad. Mine lasts at least a week. Except when it gets in a mood and dies in a day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My battery dies faster than a person wearing a red shirt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My battery dies faster than a Hunger Games entrant from Districts 11 and 12

by Anonymous 13 years ago

iPhone battery life... enough said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the time it took to type that it already died.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my battery lasts three weeks...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This site is awkwardly racist GEEZ :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's racist? You can't say //anything// these days without //someone// being offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My android died before I could even finish this sente

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Samsung Rugby lasts like two weeks before it loses one battery bar and I've got five of those suckers. For me Samsung is the best brand of phone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago