And they're always like "Who's there"? Its like BITCH please, if im gonna murder you Im not gonna announce it
They run away but somehow end up running into the killer, then they die first. Turns out, the sound the white people heard was just a harmless nothing. Killer moves on. People die. Movie is over. It sucked, you want your money back.
...and for months later, I'm still slightly upset that you added on to that after I said THE END. In the law of "the end-ing" you, just don't do that shit.
Of course it does. I have an Android.
Yeah, but it recharges faster than a black guy at KFC
My battery recharges faster than a black guy at a track meet
My battery recharges fast as a black guy.
My battery got stolen.. I bet you can figure out the rest.
My battery is black and was assembled by some guy.
Or a fast robot.
My battery recharges as fast as a black guy. Who's Kenyan.
My battery got shot because it said a lot of racist stuff in the hood.
Have you seen the little "Bitches love *fill in the blank**" 's?
It kinda sorta along that, and the battery in the pic is damaged.
there you go :D
Truth be told... I don't even know, it's the best I could find, haha :P
Haha I had to look for a picture that would fit my buddy Brett's comment, and thats the best one I could find, in the depths of google.
And thank you! I try to be a funny mofo :D
Haha thank you, appreciate it
My battery charges as fast as a black guy doing someting black people are stereotypically fast at (such as running from the cops, etc)
That C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER seems especially sexual today.
I sorry :( I'll erase it
I don't think asking yourself is gonna get you an answer.
aww.......nvm too late.
My phone battery is ok; it's the iPod battery that goes quick.
Probably because you have your brightness at 100%, leave your wifi on when you don't need it, and you let useless processes drain your battery in the background, lol.
iPod batteries can last for a long time if you really put forth the effort.
Actually I keep my brightness all the way down unless it is necessary such as when I am in bright sunlight. I also turn the wifi off when I am not using it. I try everything to make it last longer.
Any apple products are like that...
Macs last 6+ hours. HP's? After a couple weeks, they last about 2.
My HP lasts about 5 minutes. -.-
It's 3 years old though.
Then my Mac battery must be really bad because it can barely go for three hours without dying...
my ipod touch which is a year old only lasts an hour...
I like how there are fifteen pages of dead black movie people...
I believe that's the point of the site.
They say cats have 9 lives...
My phone should've been a cat.
we could take 'em http://ctrlv.in/64502
My phone lasts all day and I charge it at night..so good enough for me
I would rock a mustache
And since I'm Indian, 90% of the population of guys have mustaches, so I'm pretty used to them :P
Big hairy dude, oh my ;D
I feel that the faggot is strong within you.
Went to your profile
Saw your avatar
Read your gay About Me
And you're calling someone faggot? You're a funnier person than I realized.
Oh look guise, we're gonna start a fucking internet fight.
Against a pussy anon who's too afraid to reveal his/her actually username.
Who's the person who decided to leave an irritating reply to an anonymous message, you or me? Who's the person who started the name-calling, you or me? I find your whole approach here quite ironic
Well you see, sir/madam, I can't see how you may have taken my reply serious enough to tell me to shut the fuck up condescending replies. This site, amirite, is one filled with sarcastic assholes like me. You should realize that.
Uh nope. You're the only one I've come across all week. But I'm glad you admitted what you are. I'm going to bed, peace
Good night, Sweetie pie
Hi! Am I a pussy too? :( just because I'm anon. Maybe he/she( but I'm guessing he) just doesn't want comment stats on his profile. Fuck, maybe he doesn't have one.
Not everyone is cool with being called a faggot, you do realize that right?
Naah, just a hater.
I do know not everyone likes that, but I doubt this guy gives a shit.
Thanks for your reply, CharlieBadassBrown ;)
Me? A hater? What for may I ask
you blew my cover, but I kind of figured it wouldn't be that hard to figure out.
No no of course you're not a hater.
I was talking about the other anon, who actually does have an account. I mean, how was he replying to my comments quickly? Notifications.
And yeah, using your name really made it easy :P
flip phone user ova-here :)
Person that hasn't realized they're not in the year 2005 ova here :)
My phone has pretty good battery life
STOP IT FRODO! YOU WILL DENT MORDOR!!!!
I have a piece of shit phone, but it's battery lasts around 2 days, even if I'm using it a fair bit. It's crazy.
And if I'm not using it much, it lasts around 6.
Woah! I want your battery life in my phone.
Who knew a piece of crap could have so much battery life.
Aww, damn, that link goes to show that the person who posted this wasn't being original :O
Originality, please resuscitate soon...
Who's gonna die first?
My battery dies faster than a person wearing a red shirt
My battery dies faster than a Hunger Games entrant from Districts 11 and 12
My android died before I could even finish this sente
Na, my phone is faster. Like a Jew on Yom Kippur.
Na, my phone is faster. Like an Ethiopian who sees a UN food shelter.
no, "faster" as in "one who fasts." Abstains from eating for a certain period. Like a Jew on Yom Kippur.
Yeah, I don't think anybody got it :(
Ohhhhhh. I get it now, that's actually pretty good. Thanks for explaining fox.
Nope, mine lasts a week. Cheap free Nokia 1, smartphone 0.
Nokia had better battery life.
Smartphone has just about better everything else.
Nokia 1 Smartphone 100
I have this thing called a computer for that. I use my phone to, you know, talk to people. Which is damn near impossible with a smart phone. Not sure why they even bother adding a "phone" to them things.
Nokia 2 smartphone -5.
I'm confused on the rules for this game!
Nothing happens you say?
I never knew battery lives were so bad. Mine lasts at least a week. Except when it gets in a mood and dies in a day.
iPhone battery life... enough said.
In the time it took to type that it already died.
my battery lasts three weeks...
My Samsung Rugby lasts like two weeks before it loses one battery bar and I've got five of those suckers.
For me Samsung is the best brand of phone.
This site is awkwardly racist GEEZ :/
That's racist? You can't say anything these days without someone being offended.
Lemme guess, the black guy died because of AIDS?
Most of the time it's because of some sort of knife wound. Good try though!
Knives carrying aids?
Only if you've previously used it on an African.