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Also by Eustace+171People with a lisp: You might act flattered sometimes, but you actually don't like when someone calls your lisp "cute", especially if you've been trying to practice saying your words normally. It just reminds you that your lisp really is noticable, which disappoints you greatly. Amirite?
Also by Eustace+24There are days when you feel like you have to argue with someone, and almost everything sets you off on a spree of hatred. It's just like "It's really nothing personal, but I have to reach my bitch quota", amirite?
Also about cookie dough+60Chinese food on a lazy, cold, quiet day while watching a small TV with approximately four stations, with fortune cookies and chocolate chip cookie dough cake is fun, amirite?
Also by Eustace+26Teenage girls who wear makeup: Sometimes when you're getting ready and you're about to put your makeup on and everything, you look in the mirror and realize that you look pretty without makeup, too, and decide to skip the whole process. Then later in the day you look at all the other girls with makeup, see your reflection, remember that everyone's shallow nowadays, and starting feeling self-conscious. Amirite?
Also about cookie dough+1,080You've eaten raw cookie dough before and you haven't died or gotten sick from it, amirite?
Also about cookie dough+413Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream should feature more cookie dough... amirite?
Also about cookie dough+601You wish chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream had bigger chunks of cookie dough and less chocolate chips. amirite?
Also about cookie dough+181There should really be chocolate cookie dough ice cream, instead of just vanilla. amirite?