If you're going to hide a body, you should hide it in the last place the authorities would look, like the dumpster behind the closest police station, amirite?

+299 If you're going to hide a body, you should hide it in the last place the authorities would look, like the dumpster behind the closest police station, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like it really wouldn't be that hard to hide a body...Theres all these things in life that i feel like i could do, and really want to know if i could get away with, but don't wanna actually do. (rob a bank...kill someone...etc)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn nigga you crazy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The decomposition would probably smell badly enought that they would notice, and there's the matter of actually hiding the body there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My plan would be to dump the body very early in the morning, preferably a few hours before trash pickup. This takes care of moving the body and there's very little chance to trace it back to me since all of the dead cells in the trash would rub against the body. Wait, I'm talking about hiding a body on the internet. Shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dump it in an ocean. Tie with bricks first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago