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You would win American Idol if they let you bring a shower on stage, amirite?

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Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.

I don't think the shower is the key. I think it's definitely the being naked

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Well if it's revenge you want... best to make it a Holocaust shower

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are 0Reply

I stoped singing in the shower when I realized people could hear me over the water.

With a body like this? Ohhhhhh yeah smirk smilie

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +18Reply

I would except a couple weeks ago my sister came up to me and said "stop singing in the shower, you're too loud and you can't sing like Adele, so don't try." Dreams crushed.

The shower couldn't even help my voice, it's bloody terrible.

kerouacs avatar kerouac No Way +10Reply

A shower wouldn't help the fact that I'm not American.

Maybe if I had my car. That's where I sing most. Plus I can keep my clothes on in there.

@_pi_ Maybe if I had my car. That's where I sing most. Plus I can keep my clothes on in there.

Also if they say no you can run them over and you are already in a get away vehicle.

stepdoms avatar stepdom No Way +22Reply

Die hard shower singer right here :D
lol I even set up a speaker system in my bathroom so I can sing endless songs haha

mNmL0ver14s avatar mNmL0ver14 Yeah You Are +5Reply

I swear, I've always thought of this.

Applesnbananass avatar Applesnbananas Yeah You Are +4Reply
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comment relating to the fact that you're a panda

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@1640098

Leo. He is quite Hairy.

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Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -1Reply

Next best thing? http://ctrlv.in/65195

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +4Reply

I'd still be too afraid to take off my clothes in front of millions of people hmm smilie

budgerigar42s avatar budgerigar42 Yeah You Are +2Reply

That would be very provocative...like the show..so it works

adizzleshaws avatar adizzleshaw Yeah You Are +1Reply

When I'm in the shower I seriously contemplate dropping out of school and going to NYC to see if I can make it on BROOOOOOAAAADDDDWAYYYYYYY

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That's not what you said last night hmm smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +31Reply
@1639996

But you'd be okay if the judges were children? PERVERT!

@Brettward95 But you'd be okay if the judges were children? PERVERT!

No, no, she was obviously referring to unusually short judges. Stop putting words in her mouth!!

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This whole context of sexual assault you're implying is really putting a damper on the celebration we should be having for the immense progress that Mr. Brettward up there has made in his dealings with the opposite gender.

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Well maybe you shouldn't have gotten sexually assaulted in the first place. Jerk.

troll smilie

So this is where my friend got that Facebook status...

iamrite6155296s avatar iamrite6155296 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Na, you can't win twice

Anonymous 0Reply

Ive seen this post on plenty of popular twitter accounts. I feel like the OP may have gotten the idea from that.

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