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Also by floggingderek+11No, those pants don't make you look fat. I'm your boyfriend what else do you expect me to say? amirite?
Also by floggingderek+14No I don't want 7up instead you stupid bitch, I asked for a Sprite. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+721I want to become a politician just so I can put stupid attack ads against my opponent on TV. "My opponent regularly eats Skippy peanut butter. He does this knowing that people in wheelchairs can't skip. My opponent regularly insults people in wheelchairs!", amirite?
Also about peanut butter+296For some strange reason easter egg resess peanut butter cups taste WAY better than the other resess's cups. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+147Captain Crunch stabs the top of your mouth like an army of tiny peanut butter battlers brandishing bayonets, but its oh so delicious. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+186Double-sided peanut butter jar = good idea. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+232The odds of your piece of bread falling peanut butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of my living room carpet. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+40Peanut butter makes good lube for the first few minutes. amirite?
Also by floggingderek+467Dear women, I'm sure having your period really sucks, but you don't all need to post about it. amirite?