Canada is like america's hat, sometimes it makes us look good, and sometimes it makes us look bad. And sometimes we even forget its there. Mexico is america's goatee there to give our continent character, but often makes us look seedy. The U.S.A is the face, the thing that everybody...

+269 Canada is like america's hat, sometimes it makes us look good, and sometimes it makes us look bad. And sometimes we even forget its there. Mexico is america's goatee there to give our continent character, but often makes us look seedy. The U.S.A is the face, the thing that everybody sees and reflects on the other two. Usually, it pulls the ensemble together, but its having increasing breakouts due to stress. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When has Canada ever made the US look bad?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When do great things like make amazing bacon, have legendary Tim Hortons, and make Arcade Fire.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They have Rush. America (even worse, my home state of Ohio) has Black Veil Brides. 'Nuff said.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

black Veil brides are shit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what I'm saying. Can't stand 'em.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ugh.. I hate breakouts from stress.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like the canadian version where America is their pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

**underwear we crap out all the bad stuff like justin bieber

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate america

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Prefer the Indian settlement?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

prefer britain

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But you're a hipster!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's called a monarchy you've probably never heard of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When a KIng or Queen is held in that position until their death. I'm pretty sure YOU haven't heard of it. Because a monarchy has no relativity to this conversation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't pat yourself on the head just yet there ace. First off he said i prefer Britain. Britain still has a king and queen, and is formerly a monarchy. Hence why i used "monarchy", so yeah it does have pertinence to the conversation. Secondly, as you yourself so keenly pointed out he is a hipster. Hence the "you've probably never heard of it part". So yeah. If you were confused by my post you could of just asked, instead you decided to take the low road. Well, I am very disappointed in you right now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So.... the US is going through puberty?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes because we're only like 300 years old!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well compared to other countries that puts us in our mid to late "teens"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Canada: America's hat....sounds familiar, wonder where I've seen that phrase. Hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Neither do i, and I don't know what you are insinuating good sir! this is quite coincidental... Anyhow i was calling Canada america's hat before it was "mainstream"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha. I'm not angry I just thought that it was cool my picture was related to your post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too bad hats aren't bigger than the head wearing them. But I'm sorry, you're American and probably didn't know that..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hats are larger than heads wearing them. you know so they can fit around the top of the head and rest comfortably above the ears. I mean some hats are smaller than the head, but not usually. But i'm sorry, your an inbred mountain man who doesn't know how hats work. And who hates analogies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago