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Also by Gambiteer+12If you add, "Bitch," before the start of any sentence it automatically sounds more like an irritable black woman, and therefore must be manipulated to sound like one. Which actually isn't bad at all because it makes it sound that much better. For example, "Hey could you get me some frozen yogurt" Turns into, "Bitch, you betta' git me sum frozen ass yogurt!" Or, "Could you please hand me a Kleenex?" Becomes, "Bitch, gimme a tissue dis second o' else imma slap the shit outta you", amirite?
Also about started watching+22When you first started watching Family Guy, you wondered why Stewie talked like an adult, or why he had a football shaped head, but now if you watch it, you don't notice either anymore, amirite?
Also about 10 minutes-97You hate people who keep their clock set 10 minutes fast "In case they need extra time". amirite?
Also about started watching+136The first time you started watching Criminal Minds, you had to check your closet for murderers before going to bed. amirite?
Also about 10 minutes+217Whenever you pile up all your stuff to go upstairs for the night, and you only want to make one trip up the stairs, you spend 10 minutes perfectly balancing everything in your arms, and then realize you forgot about the light switch and end up trying to turn it off with your nose, amirite?