+76 Out of all the necessary things your body has to do, sneezing is your favourite, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this and then my mom sneezed in another room.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pooping. Definitely pooping.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pooping comes in second after sleeping. Sleeping while pooping... on the toilet, of course. Pooping your bed isn't so great -- that must hurt like hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sneezing and sleeping are pretty much tied for me, but if I was given the opportunity to choose one or the other I'd sleep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly, you don't have hay fever. Seriously, after 20+ powerful sneezes in a row, it hurts to breathe, and talking becomes very difficult/uncomfortable. I know from experience.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

burping

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eating or breathing

by Anonymous 13 years ago