+769 The sentence "I never said she stole my money" has seven different meanings, depending on which word is stressed. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I just tried all the different ways of saying it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Me too. It was crazy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Definitely worth a minute of my life.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

mine too. I started laughing when I got to "said".

by Anonymous 11 years ago

THAT WAS SO COOL!!!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Stop stealing shit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i dont get it can someone explain?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

kinda self explanatory I didn't say she stole my money - someone else said it i DIDNT say she stole my money - I didn't say it I didn't SAY she stole my money - I only implied it I didn't say SHE stole my money - I said someone did, not necessarily her I didn't say she STOLE my money - I considered it borrowed, even though she didn't ask I didn't say she stole MY money - only that she stole money I didn't say she stole my MONEY - she stole stuff which cost me money to replace

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I didn't say. SHE STOLE MY MONEY - she stole it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"I didn't kiss my wife" works too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago