The sentence "I never said she stole my money" has seven different meanings, depending on which word is stressed. amirite?

Me too. It was crazy.

kinda self explanatory

I didn't say she stole my money - someone else said it
i DIDNT say she stole my money - I didn't say it
I didn't SAY she stole my money - I only implied it
I didn't say SHE stole my money - I said someone did, not necessarily her
I didn't say she STOLE my money - I considered it borrowed, even though she didn't ask
I didn't say she stole MY money - only that she stole money
I didn't say she stole my MONEY - she stole stuff which cost me money to replace