+265 How to run a marathon: step one - start running. There is no step two, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How to run a marathon: don't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HIMYM!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How to run a marathon- take a step take another step repeat until 26.2 miles have been accumulated

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a half marathon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BARNEY! gotta love Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you suck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Be careful though. You might be so tired afterwards that you can't move your legs and are stuck riding the subway all day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then lose your medal afterwards by a bunch of thugs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*step 2: don't stop until you puke/ pass out step 3: cross finish line

by Anonymous 12 years ago