You wouldn't do half the things you do on the computer if your parents were behind you staring at the screen, amirite?

I wouldn't even come on amirite? if my parents were standing right behind me.

I watch soooooooooo much porn!

I hate when people look at what I'm doing on the computer. It doesn't really bother me if someone's just behind me, but if they're looking at my screen, I'll get mad and just turn the computer off.