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You know a guy that not only lost his man card; he obliterated it, put the remains in a shredder, then fed the remains of the remains to pigeons before killing and eating them to make sure that no evidence of it ever existed, amirite?

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...He goes by Lucy now

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Looking up this whole man card business, it sounds absolutely retarded.

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