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Also about eye contact+405It'd be weird if making eye contact literally meant touching eyeballs. Amirite?
Also about eye contact and 30 seconds+96It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?
Also about eye contact+454You completely avoid making eye contact with pushy vendors at the mall. amirite?
Also about eye contact+688If you think about it, just driving to the grocery store, you pass hundreds of people you've never met before, that have their own stories, their own dreams, and their own problems. But, we may never know anything about them. It's miraculous to think that the random stranger at the mall that you accidently make eye contact with could one day be a very important part of your life, or nothing at all, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+38Next Thanksgiving when everyone at the table takes turns saying what they are thankful for, it would be funny to say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught," and refuse to say anything more, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+20Sometimes Google tries too much. Don't get me wrong, it's entertaining to arrive to a cheery jingle with dancing snowmen, but honestly I'm just looking to have a wank, amirite?
Also about eye contact+155It's really annoying when people make excessive eye contact and repeat your name a lot, as if they learnt socialization from a business networking book in the airport, amirite?
Also about eye contact+304It is really awkward when you are alone and open the door to a long hallway just as someone else does on the other side, and you have to walk the whole time without creepingly staring or awkwardly avoiding eye contact completely, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+20One day they should switch things up at an airport and make the speed of the place where you claim your baggage go around 8mph instead of .5mph, just for a little excitement. Although it could get pretty annoying trying to quickly swipe at your heavy luggage for like the 10th time, amirite?