+196 If lightsabers were invented and sold to the general public, within the first day someone would kill themself while masturbating with it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would someone do that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who would be the dumb one to masturbate with it?! If he was that dumb then he diserved that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone invented Erotic asphyxiation, or choking yourself while you masturbate. It would not surprise me in the slightest if this were to happen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If someone's dumb enough to spell "deserved" with an "I", then they deserve to have their penis cut off with a light saber.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you can kiss my ass. I don't really care...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel as though it would be a woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guy or girl?

by Anonymous 12 years ago