Nice people: It's comforting to think about the successful marriage you're going to have, amirite?

Hopefully have*
Assuming makes an ass out of me...
and keeps me single

Who says that nice people always have successful marriages? I know a lot of nice people who are stuck in a bad relationship for some reason. Plus, there are a lot of douchebag families - they're not nice to others, but they are happy together.

P.S. I've been writing too much essays these days, sorry...

Looool I'm not getting married.

I wanted to vote yes but I'm kind of an asshole.