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Also about 000 and average person+337If you've never been kissed, whenever you see that Dentyne Ice commercial about how the average person spends around 20,000 minutes kissing in their life, you get a little sad inside. amirite?
Also by YouKnowMatt+5It's not what you do, it's who you do it with, amirite?
Also about average person+69The average person today has probably traveled more distance in a vehicle than entire generations combined would have in their entire lifetimes. amirite?
Also by YouKnowMatt+334It's a lot harder to fall asleep when you have to. amirite?
Also about average person+353Anyone whose dad is famous can sing a silly song like, "Whip My Hair" and make millions of dollars. But if the average person writes a silly song like "I brush my teeth up and down", no one will care, amirite?
Also about 000 and average person+520That gum commercial says that, in a lifetime, the average person spends over 20,000 minutes kissing. What I'd like to know is, what if you are anything but average? What if you are really ugly, or really hot. What if you don't have lips, amirite?
Also by YouKnowMatt+10Some people need to take a laxative and get all their shit out, amirite?
Also about average person+220There should an episode of SNL where a non-celebrity, normal, average person hosts. amirite?