Whenever you see a folded-up piece of paper on the side of the road, or left behind on a grocery store floor or somewhere, you pick it up, hoping it's something enigmatic, something intriguing or even puzzling, a cryptic note, a window into some other's wonderful soul, but usually...

+189 Whenever you see a folded-up piece of paper on the side of the road, or left behind on a grocery store floor or somewhere, you pick it up, hoping it's something enigmatic, something intriguing or even puzzling, a cryptic note, a window into some other's wonderful soul, but usually it's something very disappointing, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like a receipt for a refund meant to compensate a failed abortion that took place seven months before you were born.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I generally don't pick garbage up off the floor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How unsanitary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bread Eggs Milk Squick

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well this one time it was an application to be qualified to use medical marijuana....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

....So you filled it out, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol it was already filled out. The guy was complaining about spasms and headaches and that was literally it... if that's not faking it I don't know what is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago