That's when I start looking around for the person they're actually talking to.
The weird thing is it usually happens the first day in April. Hahaha like what's that all about?
You beautiful bastard.
I can fix that. Hello.
Ouch. I set myself up for that one, didn't I?
Awww yeaaaah. Have some fun you two.
Why thank you! I mean, I usually don't care all that much for cows...
but I'll make exceptions.
lol that reminds me of this status my friend had:
Attractive person: hey
Me: who put you up to this?
I know that I already up-voted and loved your comment already but i think that i still have to say OH MY GOD I FEEL YOUR PAIN. that is all.
Exactly, why can't i be my usual charming, funny, and painfully sexy self when hot people speak to me? I have the worst stutter when I am stressed out. And you know how that attracts the fellas
And then I realized that I was talking to a magnet.
Ha-ha, attractive person? Ha... ha....
You know what, I suck at this, I'll leave the rest of you to think of clever interpretations of the POTD...
No, but seriously. I laughed out loud at that. You sound like me when I'm trying to be funny but just end up creating awkwardness.
Hey there good lookin. How you doin' tonight? You looking for a good time? (This is a demonstration on how to be comfortable talking to anyone. Remember: The more uncomfortable they are, the easier it is for you. I CAN HELP THE WHOLE INTERNET!)
I've found that making outright sexual references and then pretending not to notice I said them makes them uncomfortable as well.
That's usually something I reserve for my teachers.
Maybe I am
haha yeah, and then I go http://ctrlv.in/73383
So you actually are a cat.
And then you try and casually play it off as if it's not big deal, and you end up looking/sounding like a tool.
But I am a tool
Is everyone on the internet really this shy? Damn. I'm usually one to go up to attractive people and make them extremely uncomfortable.
Attractive people: Is this some kind of sick joke?
I feel like reading those comments sent me on an adventure through Amirite.
Once this really hot guy asked me out.
Then I woke up.
Holy shit. I guess he must have slipped you some rufees.
What a jerk.
You mean when I talk to myself?
and then i start babbling like an idiot and get nervous
YOURE SO ADORABLE I WANT TO HUG YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU ALL DAY LONG
But you always babble like an idiot.
well this is true......
Little anecdote: In eighth grade one of the popular guys asked me out three times! I was sure if I said yes he would then go on to make a fool of me in some way. It was the way he asked, too. So casually. Too casually. Anyway, I didn't like him (many others found him attractive), and I wasn't going to date in the eighth grade, so I said no all three times. He said, "Why you gotta play me like that?" or something, but I was fairly sure I was the one being played.
I always end up being friends with the really attractive people, so my existence is the friend zone. All other people in the friend zone are actually orbiting my center of gravity.
It's funny because for me, it actually was a cruel joke.
When you drink cider from the dirt, it is some kind of cruel joke.
Yeah... happens to me everyday... (cry2)
I doubt that people talk to you everyday.
Same here, actually.
no extremely attractive person has ever said hi to me
This happens to me when I say 'Hi' to my mirror ;)
story of my life broo
Unless the OP's picture is not a picture of them, I believe you mean "sis."
ahahha maa badd
I just go along with it and act like myself I don't know why that's so hard for people.
These are other examples of social networking sites.
Pornhub comment section...