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We've all had those moments when an extremely attractive person says "hi" to you and you're all just like, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" amirite?

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That's when I start looking around for the person they're actually talking to.

Hairyleos avatar Hairyleo Yeah You Are +132Reply

The weird thing is it usually happens the first day in April. Hahaha like what's that all about?

Sarcasm_on_ices avatar Sarcasm_on_ice Yeah You Are +100Reply
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@1661412

You beautiful bastard.

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@1671169

I can fix that. Hello. hello smilie

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@1671260

Ouch. I set myself up for that one, didn't I?

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@1671567

Awww yeaaaah. Have some fun you two.

@1671567

Why thank you! I mean, I usually don't care all that much for cows...

but I'll make exceptions. hello smilie

lol that reminds me of this status my friend had:
Attractive person: hey
Me: who put you up to this?

I_Predict_A_Riots avatar I_Predict_A_Riot Yeah You Are +65Reply
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@1661490

I know that I already up-voted and loved your comment already but i think that i still have to say OH MY GOD I FEEL YOUR PAIN. that is all.

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@1662036

Exactly, why can't i be my usual charming, funny, and painfully sexy self when hot people speak to me? I have the worst stutter when I am stressed out. And you know how that attracts the fellas

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@1671172

Bah dum-tish!

a_fetuss avatar a_fetus Yeah You Are +2Reply

And then I realized that I was talking to a magnet.

Ha-ha, attractive person? Ha... ha....

You know what, I suck at this, I'll leave the rest of you to think of clever interpretations of the POTD...

@Exploding_Chickens And then I realized that I was talking to a magnet. Ha-ha, attractive person? Ha... ha.... You know what, I suck...

Har har.

No, but seriously. I laughed out loud at that. You sound like me when I'm trying to be funny but just end up creating awkwardness.

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are -1Reply

hi hello smilie

TheShamWowGuys avatar TheShamWowGuy Yeah You Are +22Reply
@TheShamWowGuy hi

Hey there good lookin. How you doin' tonight? You looking for a good time? (This is a demonstration on how to be comfortable talking to anyone. Remember: The more uncomfortable they are, the easier it is for you. I CAN HELP THE WHOLE INTERNET!)

@Brettward95 Hey there good lookin. How you doin' tonight? You looking for a good time? (This is a demonstration on how to be...

I've found that making outright sexual references and then pretending not to notice I said them makes them uncomfortable as well.

MartellusBosss avatar MartellusBoss Yeah You Are +18Reply
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And then you try and casually play it off as if it's not big deal, and you end up looking/sounding like a tool.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +16Reply

Is everyone on the internet really this shy? Damn. I'm usually one to go up to attractive people and make them extremely uncomfortable.

@Ram27 Yeah... http://amirite.net/370812/1636763

I feel like reading those comments sent me on an adventure through Amirite.

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +38Reply

Once this really hot guy asked me out.
Then I woke up.

OkNows avatar OkNow Yeah You Are +11Reply

You mean when I talk to myself?

radgrls avatar radgrl Yeah You Are +10Reply

and then i start babbling like an idiot and get nervous

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@1671286

AW SHUCKS l smilie
YOURE SO ADORABLE I WANT TO HUG YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU ALL DAY LONG

Little anecdote: In eighth grade one of the popular guys asked me out three times! I was sure if I said yes he would then go on to make a fool of me in some way. It was the way he asked, too. So casually. Too casually. Anyway, I didn't like him (many others found him attractive), and I wasn't going to date in the eighth grade, so I said no all three times. He said, "Why you gotta play me like that?" or something, but I was fairly sure I was the one being played.

_Jojo_s avatar _Jojo_ Yeah You Are +10Reply

I always end up being friends with the really attractive people, so my existence is the friend zone. All other people in the friend zone are actually orbiting my center of gravity.

Yeah... happens to me everyday... (cry2)

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@1671695

Same here, actually.

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no extremely attractive person has ever said hi to me

This happens to me when I say 'Hi' to my mirror ;)

story of my life broo

yebra1031s avatar yebra1031 Yeah You Are -1Reply
@yebra1031 story of my life broo

Unless the OP's picture is not a picture of them, I believe you mean "sis."

I just go along with it and act like myself I don't know why that's so hard for people.

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