+1,127 We've all had those moments when an extremely attractive person says "hi" to you and you're all just like, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hi hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey there good lookin. How you doin' tonight? You looking for a good time? (This is a demonstration on how to be comfortable talking to anyone. Remember: The more uncomfortable they are, the easier it is for you. I CAN HELP THE WHOLE INTERNET!)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've found that making outright sexual references and then pretending not to notice I said them makes them uncomfortable as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's usually something I reserve for my teachers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah... http://amirite.net/370812/1636763

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like reading those comments sent me on an adventure through Amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tumblr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Twitter Facebook Myspace These are other examples of social networking sites.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

4chan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wikipedia

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Google+

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pornhub comment section...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's when I start looking around for the person they're actually talking to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol that reminds me of this status my friend had: Attractive person: hey Me: who put you up to this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean when I talk to myself?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is everyone on the internet really this shy? Damn. I'm usually one to go up to attractive people and make them extremely uncomfortable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Attractive people: Is this some kind of sick joke?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha yeah, and then I go http://ctrlv.in/73383

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you actually are a cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah... happens to me everyday... (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I doubt that people talk to you everyday.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and then i start babbling like an idiot and get nervous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you always babble like an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well this is true......d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then you try and casually play it off as if it's not big deal, and you end up looking/sounding like a tool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But I am a tool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just go along with it and act like myself I don't know why that's so hard for people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then I realized that I was talking to a magnet. Ha-ha, attractive person? Ha... ha.... You know what, I suck at this, I'll leave the rest of you to think of clever interpretations of the POTD...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Har har. No, but seriously. I laughed out loud at that. You sound like me when I'm trying to be funny but just end up creating awkwardness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The weird thing is it usually happens the first day in April. Hahaha like what's that all about?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny because for me, it actually was a cruel joke. /coolstory

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When you drink cider from the dirt, it is some kind of cruel joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/73596

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always end up being friends with the really attractive people, so my existence is the friend zone. All other people in the friend zone are actually orbiting my center of gravity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no extremely attractive person has ever said hi to me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

samee *sighs*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This happens to me when I say 'Hi' to my mirror ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Little anecdote: In eighth grade one of the popular guys asked me out three times! I was sure if I said yes he would then go on to make a fool of me in some way. It was the way he asked, too. So casually. //Too// casually. Anyway, I didn't like him (many others found him attractive), and I wasn't going to date in the eighth grade, so I said no all three times. He said, "Why you gotta play me like that?" or something, but I was fairly sure I was the one being played.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once this really hot guy asked me out. Then I woke up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a jerk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy shit. I guess he must have slipped you some rufees.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

story of my life broo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless the OP's picture is not a picture of them, I believe you mean "sis."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahha maa badd

by Anonymous 13 years ago