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Also by monkeyjuice+11It was annoying on New Year's when people said, "we're still alive, the Mayans were wrong!" No, you dumbass. They said the world will end in December 2012. Amirite?
Also about awkward and parents+362It's kind of awkward when you're babysitting and the parents take forever to leave. Because you feel weird actually playing with the kids with the parents staring at you the whole time, but you don't want to look like a crappy babysitter who doesn't know how to interact with kids either. amirite?
Also about awkward, child, and parents+64When you're an only child, it's very awkward opening gifts with your parents on Christmas Morning, amirite?
Also about awkward+543It's awkward to make awkward eye contact once, but it's even worse when you make awkward eye contact twice, amirite?
Also about child and parents+235Parents should know by now that if they make up some overly unecessary rule to get their child to behave, the chances of the child breaking that rule exceedingly increase, amirite?
Also about child and parents+258Why is a child of non-married parents called a "love-child"? Are married people that have kids not in love enough to have a "love-child"? Makes no sense, amirite?
Also by monkeyjuice+34I don't go to church and that is perfectly okay, amirite?
Also by monkeyjuice+845You didn't have a valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day, or a father on Father's Day, so shut up. Amirite?
Also about awkward, parents, and hilarious+937It's really awkward when you are halfway through telling your parents a hilarious story and you realize that you can't say the rest of it because it is inappropriate in some way, and you make up a rushed ending that makes them question your sanity and/or sense of humor, amirite?