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It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?

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I think this would be 100x more confusing and creepy if it was a girl doing it.

mirandaamirites avatar mirandaamirite Yeah You Are +24Reply

You... actually did this didn't you.

I literally Laughed Out Loud at this.

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What am I not getting here...

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That was my guess but why would someone be so fucking happy about measuring their dick. I don't know. I guess I'm nitpicking too much lol

@acisseJ That was my guess but why would someone be so fucking happy about measuring their dick. I don't know. I guess I'm...

I think that was sorta the point: that nobody would be THAT happy. That's what makes it so creepy.

@BuffyInTheTARDIS I think that was sorta the point: that nobody would be THAT happy. That's what makes it so creepy.

Nah I was kinda trying to make it seem like he was happy about having like an eight inch dick or something but that works too haha.

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