Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the...

+861 Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm just fighting a stereotype with another stereotype. Please don't take this post seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it was hilarious. Only thing I'd change is that America would say "I'm NOT mad at you."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's genius. Kinda wondering why we don't try this XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nixon convinced the U.S.S.R. and China to hate each other

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am in love with this post. But at the end you made it sound like you're a woman hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's my grammar weakness. I always end up mixing present tense with past tense when telling stories too. Anyway, when I said //we//, I meant //Americans//.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe you're a woman

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or maybe your a woman!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I take my hat off for this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America, America, God shed His grace on thee. And crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea. This popped into my mind while reading this haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brotherhood?? What a sexist song! It should be brother/sister/hermaphodite-hood. Sucks to be the guy that has to change the melody, but sexism is a real issue guys, and it must be stopped at all costs!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why does it have to be a GUY that changes the melody?!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because women are inferior. Duh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is pretty elaborate... LET'S TRY IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GREAT! Everyone write in Michelle Bachmann on your ballots!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I //was// gonna vote for Vermin Supreme, but this is **way** smarter!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America, F*CK YEAH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Impossible. Women must stay in kitchen!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are so narrow minded. A woman would be totally capable of running the country from inside her kitchen. cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She could just withhold sex from any country that tries to go against her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a proud day in history. I declare tomorrow my own personal holiday :') Oh, and Favvkes.. please keep your irrelevant cats off of my POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aw3luSz01qbhaym.gif

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are we allowed to keep her from doing that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A woman president? Well, i think we'd all like to know how she broke out of the kitchen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/705439/1698049

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahhhhh, and here i thought i was being clever. and now its too late to make a joke on their inability to drive. :'(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Think of it this way, now you can set up an even better joke that insults not only the driving skills of women, but also those of Asians and old people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My god you can't be talking about a Racial-sexual-geriatric-political joke are you? we haven't tested a joke of "old-asain-female-president" magnitude yet. We could wipe out time as we know it, forward and back. You can't possibly be suggesting something so reckless!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't that a politicians job anyhow? To say everything is 'fine'?

by Anonymous 13 years ago