I bet if you had a choice you'd be defying the rules of gravity outside of science all the time...
That's a false analogy.
BA DUM TSSSSS! I can hear the sizzle sizzling.
This was originally a Failbook post, and you've completely failed at correcting the context lol.
Nothing on the internet is original... nothing!
That's what I was going to say. UNORIGINAL POST.