It's weird to think of ourselves as criminals, because that word is usually associated with murderers, thieves, and rapists. But in reality, a criminal is just someone who commits an illegal act. So we could all be considered criminals for things like littering, downloading free music, or jaywalking, amirite?
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It's funny cause the 3 reasons you mentioned as illegal are legal in my country.
Hmm how un-American.