Best Christian pickup line- "So, last night I was reading the book of Numbers, and I realized I didn't have yours", amirite?

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I thought the best was, "Want to come back and recite Song of Solomon with me?"

Personally, my favorite is, "Do you need prayer? 'Cause I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you."

I will need your name and number to add to my prayer list.

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