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Unless you got raped by a blue whale, you have no right to say "the worst thing happened to me today", amirite?

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Sperm whales are named after.... Nevermind I've said it before. Google right whale and spermaceti

B10ckH34ds avatar B10ckH34d +2Reply

If you only consider events from one day, then that should be fine.

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way +4Reply

There are worse things than THAT.

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