+393 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition sucks because they remodel a family's house and they ask the four year old what he likes and he says something stupid like, "Firetrucks!" so the team does the whole room firetruck themed. But he's going to grow out of that and the family doesn't have enough money to remodel the room, so he'll be 17 bringing girls over to have sex on the big firetruck bed next to all the ladders and porcelain dalmatians. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is exactly what I say whenever I see that show!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was five, I was obsessed with The Little Mermaid and Tinkerbell. Rest assured, I am very very happy I never had my bedroom redone by them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just like that show that used to come on called "Trading Spaces: Boys vs Girls". I'm pretty sure when they're older they won't still want a pirate ship themed room.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have now incited within me the deep need to have sex on a firetruck bed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...except the 4 year old has some big disease like polio or something and will never see their 10th birthday, let alone do anything fun since their family is probably 200 grand in debt from medical bills. But if you wanna hate on them because a lot of people got together to help them out and do something good for once, go ahead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh, not every kid on the show has a terminal illness that will kill them before they can grow up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago