People who study Philosophy at university end up asking "//Why// would you like fries with that? amirite?

Because it tastes fucking good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or ask if the fries even exist at all?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not when I get to them they won't be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if fries only exist because we think they exist?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if //we// exist because the fries think we exist?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But I think, there for I am.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT'S A WHOLE NEW PARADIGM!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you sure that you think? What if you're wrong? Think about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Paradox.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like dipping my fries in slushies wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm trying to figure out //why// you would make such an irrelevant statement.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is it irrelevant if it has to do with fries?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because every one should know of the orgasmic sensation slushie-dipped fries bring.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Men

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only thing a philosophy degree is useful for is laminating it and using it to shield yourself from the rain when you're living on the streets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm currently studying philosophy. ;-;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/79446

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry, it's just a joke, my mum told me and she has a degree in philosophy and isn't living on the streets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Soooo is she in a kitchen somewhere?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Why would you like fries with that? Is it because the American ideology has inculcated in you that 'bigger is better'? Is it because your concern for your physical well-being is disparate from your emotional pleasure? Or perhaps because your indisciplinar... HEY WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR COKE!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then the person who is still studying philosophy who came to buy the fries would ask "why not?".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The only thing I know, is that fries taste really fucking good." - Socrates

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Don't always trust quotes you read on the internet" -Abraham Lincoln

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And they probably get the most likes on their "deep" facebook statuses so it's a win-win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would adore it if I could be a philosopher for a living. I think I'd be quite good at it. Sadly, no one is going to pay me to think about life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called being an author.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because... this is a stick up. PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG! ALL OF THEM! HURRY UP...and thrown in an apple pie while you're at it! Who robs Mcdonalds for fries anyway

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kind of wondering why it's philosophy instead of psych...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I Kant believe no one has made any philosophy puns yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe they don't Hobbes enough imagination.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The key to their pun vault is Locked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU DIDN'T END YOUR QUOTATIONS GRAAAAAAAMER POOOOOOLIIIIIIICEEEEEE!!!!!!1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/79583

by Anonymous 13 years ago