Sometimes when you're smiling, nobody sees your happiness; sometimes when you're hurting, nobody sees your pain; sometimes when you're crying, nobody sees your sadness; but if you fart just one time... amirite?

+318 Sometimes when you're smiling, nobody sees your happiness; sometimes when you're hurting, nobody sees your pain; sometimes when you're crying, nobody sees your sadness; but if you fart just one time... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Reminds me of an old joke. "Do you see that church? I BUILT that church, brick by brick! It has weathered rain for a decade and looks as good as new! But does anyone call me 'Mike the Church Builder?' No. Or how about that bridge? I laid each and every stone myself, and it's survived tornadoes and storms without suffering any damage, and it's been safe for everyone to cross since the day it was made! But does anyone call me 'Mike the Bridge Maker?' No. But you fuck one goat.."

by Anonymous 12 years ago