Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. amirite?

Lol this is so clever, I love it.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It may be clever but why would the hedgehog do that to himself... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ok8HNmomA8

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They are just being polite, the people who report the news don't choose what is happening in the city. Besides, they just read off the screen so it's not like they even realise what they are talking about till they see it when they get home.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Actually, the reporters do choose what happens to the city. Everything bad that has ever happened has been the result of reporters making sure they have stories to talk about on the evening news. They're saving their jobs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Everyone, stay in your houses on this awful evening! On the second thought, don't because some lovely old couple just died from carbon monoxide poisoning. And don't evacuate, either! Three teens were just killed in a gang fight, with four wounded."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sounds about right to me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Maybe you should just sit down to a nice dinner and relax. But don't eat spinach, corn, tomatoes, or peanut butter because they're contaminated and they'll kill you after several expensive weeks in the hospital. And don't drink wine because your liver will shrivel up and fall out. And don't have sex, because you will get chlamydia. And die. And don't finish watching this broadcast, either, because it'll damage your eyes."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Agreed

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Good evening. Tonight, a meteor will smash into the Earth, probably killing arond 2/3 of the human race. The remaining population will have a very low chance of survival due to the vast amount of debris from the impact and breakdown of infrastructure. On a lighter note, a budgerigar named Bungy who lived at the Five Feathers in Barnsley has found a novel way to keep cool this summer by learning to water ski! Over to you, Bertha!" They always somehow find a way to make it slightly less depressing, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think I was the only one to catch the Harry Potter reference. Book five. Then Vernon comments that if they've gotten to water-skiing budgerigars, nothing else is good. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you were the only one. Glad someone noticed it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Glad to see I wasn't the only one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You aren't

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I got it too. I'm a little annoyed at you for commenting it before me, to be honest.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Also, I think it was Harry that thought that when they got to water-skiing budgerigars, there would be nothing worth watching. Then he got up to get away (ever so sneakily), and there was that loud noise that sounded like a car backfiring (that I THINK turned out to be Mundungus disapparating, but I'm not sure) that alerted Vernon and Petunia

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(This is right. I'm not sure why you're being voted down..)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Thought so. Now let's all talk in brackets/parenthesises so no one can hear our secret discussion).

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Shhhh. They obviously don't know much about HP. Don't you love whispering on the Internet?)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Absolutely. Although I'm slightly surprised you managed to overhear/see that conversation with my dear friend Anon. It WAS written in brackets/parenthesises after all)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Aaaaha, you see, I'm sneaky like that, being the original anon and all.. I'm also sneaky as I write in parenthesises and whisper.. But don't worry, a randomer hasn't invaded this conversation. It's still obviously totally invisible)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Thank God)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Good evening. Tonight in Lincoln Park..."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well obviously, there is a rapist in Lincoln Park!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well obviously you just killed the joke-_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What the fuck? Oh well. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The morning news is the same: "Good morning! Today, weather is shitty, there have already been 3 accidents on the highway and at 3AM a man was arrested for trying to rape a beer bottle. Have a nice day at work."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

rape a beer bottle? poor guy. that's a small penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

maybe not. it says he tried, but didn't say anything about succeeding ^_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If it bleeds, it leads

by Anonymous 14 years ago

inb4 someone says that this is a fail post of the day. Great Post of the day, I lol'd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thi is a fail POTD. Great POTD, I Lol'd.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like the 'Reporters cause all the problems' theory. No wonder they attacked Anderson Cooper.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Evening proceed isn't why you evening is 'It news', and then they with begin good tell where.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...you're just not making sense on purpose.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

meow.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am an evening news anchorman and what is this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its like theyre saying, "good evening, haha, just kidding!! its not!!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good job

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why has no one commented and said that this is a ripped off saying yet? It's been around for years.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe it doesn't matter if it's been said already. Sometimes it's good to hear things twice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was posted over a year ago. So technically, you are right, but your point is invalid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made my day because it is so very true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this comment has no point, I just wanted to fix the uneven comment number.... 60s a good number.... better then 59

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is exactly why I can't stand watching the news.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI

by Anonymous 14 years ago