Guys: You plan on marrying someone that will wake up every day with a smile on their face, see your bright and early boner, and say suggestively, "Morning wood...you like a sandwich?", amirite?

+80 Guys: You plan on marrying someone that will wake up every day with a smile on their face, see your bright and early boner, and say suggestively, "Morning wood...you like a sandwich?", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A sandwich for breakfast? That's strange.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BLT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bacon and Egger? Western? BLT? Club? Egg McMuffin? Bagel BLT? Clearly you are not an expert in the sandwich realm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, of course there are exceptions, but normally when one thinks of 'sandwich' you think of like, you know, peanut butter and jelly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Text based puns don't wok very well when the homonyms are spelt differently.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought this was going to be all sweet until I got to the boner thing...

by Anonymous 12 years ago