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Guys: You plan on marrying someone that will wake up every day with a smile on their face, see your bright and early boner, and say suggestively, "Morning wood...you like a sandwich?", amirite?

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Text based puns don't wok very well when the homonyms are spelt differently.

A sandwich for breakfast? That's strange.

@monstrosity A sandwich for breakfast? That's strange.

Bacon and Egger?
Western?
BLT?
Club?
Egg McMuffin?
Bagel BLT?

Clearly you are not an expert in the sandwich realm.

@Montana Bacon and Egger? Western? BLT? Club? Egg McMuffin? Bagel BLT? Clearly you are not an expert in the sandwich realm.

Yeah, of course there are exceptions, but normally when one thinks of 'sandwich' you think of like, you know, peanut butter and jelly.

I thought this was going to be all sweet until I got to the boner thing...

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