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Mothers: You sometimes wonder why your son needs to blow his nose so much more often than your daughter, amirite?

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You also don't get why your daughter has two electric toothbrushes, amirite?

He snorts more cocaine.

@SpearmintMilk He snorts more cocaine.

I think you mean, "She has a higher tolerance to cocaine."

I doubt many moms visit this site.

Chewbanshees avatar Chewbanshee Yeah You Are +65Reply
@Chewbanshee I doubt many moms visit this site.

plenty of moms here! they're just...um.... all yours... http://ctrlv.in/112350

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +58Reply
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@1685959

That's probably true.

Chewbanshees avatar Chewbanshee Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Chewbanshee I doubt many moms visit this site.

"yourmomschesthair" .____.
ok then....

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Chewbanshee I doubt many moms visit this site.

She seems like a normal amiriter just out of the usual age range.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Chewbanshee I doubt many moms visit this site.

talkingrice: it's a movie reference

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are 0Reply

I was confused at first, then my mind went a little dirty and I got it.

Anonymous +50Reply
@I was confused at first, then my mind went a little dirty and I got it.

Tissues are somewhat more disposable than socks.

Emperorerrors avatar Emperorerror Yeah You Are +11Reply
@I was confused at first, then my mind went a little dirty and I got it.

It's weird seeing old anonymous comments that you didn't remember you made amirite?

Anonymous +7Reply
@I was confused at first, then my mind went a little dirty and I got it.

Using the word 'somewhat' makes me sound more intelligent and trolltastic ok gawd

Emperorerrors avatar Emperorerror Yeah You Are +2Reply
@cherryblaster I don't get it :(

Boys get colds more often than girls. Guys are generally less hygienic than girls, dirt is a breeding ground for cold and flu viruses.

Anonymous +124Reply
@cherryblaster I don't get it :(

Guys use tissues to jerk off

iconhahns avatar iconhahn No Way +72Reply
@iconhahn Guys use tissues to jerk off

:( I was trying to preserve her innocence. Now the cherry is popped.

Anonymous +65Reply
@iconhahn Guys use tissues to jerk off

I always thought it was a sock...

cherryblasters avatar cherryblaster Yeah You Are +3Reply
@cherryblaster I always thought it was a sock...

That's disgusting. I don't want to get cum on my feet.

My nose runs more when I stay up late at night.

I don't know why, but I feel like I saw this post almost a year ago. :/

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@pb55020 I don't know why, but I feel like I saw this post almost a year ago. :/

There was a post that was like "Guys: you tell your mother you always have a cold so she doesn't get suspicious about the tissues near your bed, amirite" but I can't find it. I think it was one of Simon's.

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@pb55020 I don't know why, but I feel like I saw this post almost a year ago. :/

Ok ... ? Whatever you say.

Still trying to decide if I'm going to miss this site at all.

Anonymous 0Reply

this took me waay longer to get than it should have

justsupers avatar justsuper Yeah You Are +4Reply

Because he's--ohh....

Anonymous +2Reply

First thing i thought of was cocaine lol but i got it eventually.

Starkiller731s avatar Starkiller731 Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1807254

Did you really just do that d smilie

Anonymous +1Reply

It took me a while to get it, but when I did, I felt really stupid

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@1807570

Minding... MINDING!!!

Ellens avatar Ellen Yeah You Are 0Reply

The products complete http://www.yessoso.com can supply and demand everyone's choice.

@Kasanova POTD!!

Smooth move Kasanova. See what I did there? Heh heh heh. Not funny? Ok :c

This is addressed to mothers so I will obviously ignore it since I lack a vagina and so on.

Hilarious post, though. wary smilie

I thought it was a joke about "fun time in the mouth"s at first.

@iceeselenawiz I thought it was a joke about "fun time in the mouth"s at first.

-.- THAT WORKED THE WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO FIGURE IT OUT?!?!?! akjfdhklahdakjhkdlfj I feel retarded

@iceeselenawiz I thought it was a joke about "fun time in the mouth"s at first.

Its something to do with this site being tagged as a porn site if people say b l o w jobs. Ant explained it once but I don't remember exactly

@iceeselenawiz I thought it was a joke about "fun time in the mouth"s at first.

Seriously, dafuq is wrong with amirite's filter? I just don't get it. It's gotta be a joke.

@iceeselenawiz I thought it was a joke about "fun time in the mouth"s at first.

So people say "fun time in the mouth" instead of b l o w jobs because otherwise it'll be tagged as a porn site?

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@iceeselenawiz I thought it was a joke about "fun time in the mouth"s at first.

Nobody says "fun time in the mouth". It's just when you type blow,job it gets changed

@iceeselenawiz I thought it was a joke about "fun time in the mouth"s at first.

But it's correct without the space, and when people write their comments they probably forget about the filter. Besides, who cares.

7/10. It isn't really relatable to most of us... but it was funny.

@AppAwesome 7/10. It isn't really relatable to most of us... but it was funny.

Last year in PE, my teacher gave me 7/10's all the time because "I didn't put in any effort" ...the rest of my pe class was all obnoxious guys who wouldn't pass to me. IT WASN'T MY FAULT. There was one day I didn't even go, and he still gave me a 7/10.

Just thought you should know...

Man, I should tell that at parties.

(psht, like I go to parties)

Oh who the fuck on here is even a mother?

Anonymous -22Reply
@Oh who the fuck on here is even a mother?

Oh why the fuck can't you recognize a joke when you see one?

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are +65Reply

The fact that so few people voted on this shows that nobody got the brilliant joke. Sometimes it's frustrating how stupid a majority of the amirite population is -.-

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -25Reply
@Favvkes The fact that so few people voted on this shows that nobody got the brilliant joke. Sometimes it's frustrating how...

I would gotten the punchline quicker if I were the type to jack off and clean up with a tissue, i prefer the shower however

@Shortstopmwd explain

When guys masturbate, they make a mess, and need tissues to clean it up. So the mom would need to buy more tissues, thinking its because he blows his nose a lot.

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Favvkes When guys masturbate, they make a mess, and need tissues to clean it up. So the mom would need to buy more tissues...

Ah. My mind didn't go directly towards masturbation! I was thinking that the son needed to blow his nose more often than he needed to blow the daughter...which doesn't make much sense. Hah

Shortstopmwds avatar Shortstopmwd Yeah You Are +26Reply
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@1686063

Iq tests on facebook don't count.

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@1686079

For some reason I seriously doubt the accuracy of an IQ test done that young.

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