+350 Mothers: You sometimes wonder why your son needs to blow his nose so much more often than your daughter, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I doubt many moms visit this site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/user/melodysk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She seems like a normal amiriter just out of the usual age range.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

plenty of moms here! they're just...um.... all yours... http://ctrlv.in/112350

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"yourmomschesthair" .____________________. ok then....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

talkingrice: it's a movie reference

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He snorts more cocaine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you mean, "She has a higher tolerance to cocaine."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was confused at first, then my mind went a little dirty and I got it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boys get colds more often than girls. Guys are generally less hygienic than girls, dirt is a breeding ground for cold and flu viruses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys use tissues to jerk off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:( I was trying to preserve her innocence. Now the cherry is popped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought it was a sock...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's disgusting. I don't want to get cum on my feet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tissues are somewhat more disposable than socks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's weird seeing old anonymous comments that you didn't remember you made amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Somewhat more disposable?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Using the word 'somewhat' makes me sound more intelligent and trolltastic ok gawd

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh who the fuck on here is even a mother?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh why the fuck can't you recognize a joke when you see one?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The fact that so few people voted on this shows that nobody got the brilliant joke. Sometimes it's frustrating how stupid a majority of the amirite population is -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

explain

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When guys masturbate, they make a mess, and need tissues to clean it up. So the mom would need to buy more tissues, thinking its because he blows his nose a lot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah. My mind didn't go directly towards masturbation! I was thinking that the son needed to blow his nose more often than he needed to blow the daughter...which doesn't make much sense. Hah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh that's actually kind of clever O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not stupid, they are simply the ones who prefer to not have their mind in the gutter 24/7

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wheres the fun in that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Try it and you'll see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agreed till you said favvkes could do better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would gotten the punchline quicker if I were the type to jack off and clean up with a tissue, i prefer the shower however

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I drink a lot of canned seltzer... Viable solution there, if anyone's interested.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fucking lol'd at certifiable pervert

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My nose runs more when I stay up late at night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You also don't get why your daughter has //two// electric toothbrushes, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because he's--ohh....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know why, but I feel like I saw this post almost a year ago. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that's because one just like it was POTD one year ago -.- http://amirite.net/572273

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha that's not the same at all, and you know it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

same joke :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok ... ? Whatever you say. Still trying to decide if I'm going to miss this site at all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a post that was like "Guys: you tell your mother you always have a cold so she doesn't get suspicious about the tissues near your bed, amirite" but I can't find it. I think it was one of Simon's.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this took me waay longer to get than it should have

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it was a joke about "fun time in the mouth"s at first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ditto

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seriously, dafuq is wrong with amirite's filter? I just don't get it. It's gotta be a joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its something to do with this site being tagged as a porn site if people say b l o w jobs. Ant explained it once but I don't remember exactly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Buttsex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So people say "fun time in the mouth" instead of b l o w jobs because otherwise it'll be tagged as a porn site?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nobody says "fun time in the mouth". It's just when you type blow,job it gets changed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

blow job I'm seeing if it works

by Anonymous 12 years ago

-.- THAT WORKED THE WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO FIGURE IT OUT?!?!?! akjfdhklahdakjhkdlfj I feel retarded

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But it's correct without the space, and when people write their comments they probably forget about the filter. Besides, who cares.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"fun time in the mouth"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It took me a while to get it, but when I did, I felt really stupid

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait!! That was mine! I accidentally made it anonymous!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

7/10. It isn't really relatable to most of us... but it was funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh i don't know i thought it was a little one sided...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Last year in PE, my teacher gave me 7/10's all the time because "I didn't put in any effort" ...the rest of my pe class was all obnoxious guys who wouldn't pass to me. IT WASN'T MY FAULT. There was one day I didn't even go, and he still gave me a 7/10. Just thought you should know... Man, I should tell that at parties. (psht, like I go to parties)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Opinion gets a 2/10 because it wasn't very easy to fap to

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The products complete http://www.yessoso.com can supply and demand everyone's choice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

POTD!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Smooth move Kasanova. See what I did there? Heh heh heh. Not funny? Ok :c

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is addressed to mothers so I will obviously ignore it since I lack a vagina and so on. Hilarious post, though. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago