You feel like such a dick when you can't understand the woman doing your nails, amirite?

Only until I realize they are talking shit about me. Pffft.

Only until I realize I'm a guy.

This guy was doing my nails while talking to the manager guy in Chinese and staring at me... then he started singing as he rubbed lotion on my hands... I haven't gotten my nails done since then.

not gonna lie, I read that as feel like sucking dick