Nothing better is taking your first shit in your own toilet after a vacation. That's why people go on vacations, amirite?

I went through 3 months of shitting in those pit holes; it was absolute torture. When I got home, I spent a good half an hour in the bathroom cause it felt fucking good to actually SIT on something while I shit... and I am not ashamed to say that.

Yep, that's exactly it.