+183 The next time your teacher accuses you of using your phone in class, just tell them you were touching yourself. Kinda hard to reply to that, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

First hand experience?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Literally. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My bio teacher freshman year said something about texting that I doubt I'll ever forget: "we teachers aren't stupid. if your hands are under your desk like that, you're doing one of two things, and I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like that one joke "We're not stupid, no one looks down at their crotch and smiles" or something

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah hahaha... when you really think about it, it would be kind of weird to smile at your crotch whether you were texting or not. o.0

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"go wash your hands, Billy.."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"you're suspended"?

by Anonymous 11 years ago