But just to be clear, you do need to wear makeup. You're ugly without it.
Am I the only one who thought the post was about kissing vs crying rather than oral sex vs crying?!
This is very clever, note: "ruining your lipstick" sounds like you are about to get it on :)
If you know what I mean
I don't get it.
Hah. I like that.
Couldn't he have done both?
But "fun time in the mouth"s ruin both of those things D:
I understand lipstick, but what's the mascara part supposed to imply?
Not make them cry