Don't worry girls, one day you'll find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara. amirite?

But just to be clear, you do need to wear makeup. You're ugly without it.

Am I the only one who thought the post was about kissing vs crying rather than oral sex vs crying?!

This is very clever, note: "ruining your lipstick" sounds like you are about to get it on :)

If you know what I mean

I don't get it.

Hah. I like that.

Couldn't he have done both?

But "fun time in the mouth"s ruin both of those things D:

I understand lipstick, but what's the mascara part supposed to imply?