+310 Don't worry girls, one day you'll find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But just to be clear, you do need to wear makeup. You're ugly without it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you know what I mean hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But "fun time in the mouth"s ruin both of those things D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is very clever, note: "ruining your lipstick" sounds like you are about to get it on :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand lipstick, but what's the mascara part supposed to imply?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not make them cry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh! Clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hah. I like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one who thought the post was about kissing vs crying rather than oral sex vs crying?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couldn't he have done both?

by Anonymous 13 years ago