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Some myths are so stupid. Vampires, for example. I mean, stabbing ANYONE throught the heart with a stake is going to kill them, amirite?

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The point of that is that it's one of the ONLY ways to kill a vampire.

@duckshirt The point of that is that it's one of the ONLY ways to kill a vampire.

Or, you know, sunlight, silver bullet, fire, dismemberment (I think there's a combination in Twilight, but i'm not sure.)

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@greatrande Pretty sure silver bullet are for werewolves.

Silver bullets are magic killers for eveything.

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@B10ckH34d Silver bullets are magic killers for eveything.

Except for vampires. The person below me lists of the only ways to kill them.

@greatrande Except for vampires. The person below me lists of the only ways to kill them.

Actually there are some shows that have vampires vulnerable to silver bullets. I was making a point that these ways work on human to. Bullet material doesn't matter to us.

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@B10ckH34d Actually there are some shows that have vampires vulnerable to silver bullets. I was making a point that these ways...

Well those are shows. The original vampyre myth doesn't include dying from bullets...unless they're wooden.

@Mtrenchie What's that plant...wolfsbane?

What's the difference between that and monkshood?

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@Mtrenchie What's that plant...wolfsbane?

Wolfsbane was not used in Harry potter to kill werewolves, but to instead make the humans free of becoming them while they take it.

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I was referring to Mtrenchie's comment...

@greatrande I was referring to Mtrenchie's comment...

oh. sry the notification said it was to me.

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@B10ckH34d Or, you know, sunlight, silver bullet, fire, dismemberment (I think there's a combination in Twilight, but i'm not...

1. sunlight, 2. stabbing through the heart, 3. fire, 4. dismemberment.

If there are only four ways to kill a vampire, I'd say that's way more invincible than a human. Old age, suffocation, starvation, drowning, electrocution, blood loss, heart failure, cancer, disease . . . none of those apply in most vampire myths.

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That's the biggest problem with vampires? Not them being immortal or being able to turn into a bat?

..turn them into ash.

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Myths don't need to be logical. They just are what they are.

Arwens avatar Arwen No Way 0Reply

That doesn't make it stupid.

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