If people were more like my cat, the world would be a better place. Sure, everybody would be blind in their right eye, run into everything, and lick themselves loudly and constantly, but at least we wouldn't have to worry about not being loved. amirite?

Greatest post of the day.

if people were like my cat, they'd freak out at reflections and constantly attempt at licking their asses.

inb4favvkes?

I don't know, my cat is kind of a narcissistic asshole. He'll cuddle, but he's pretty high and mighty for someone who spends 60% of the day fervently licking his genitals.