+225 If people were more like my cat, the world would be a better place. Sure, everybody would be blind in their right eye, run into everything, and lick themselves loudly and constantly, but at least we wouldn't have to worry about not being loved. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Greatest post of the day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know, my cat is kind of a narcissistic asshole. He'll cuddle, but he's pretty high and mighty for someone who spends 60% of the day fervently licking his genitals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like my other cat, Bogart. And technically, neither of them actually belong to me, they just live in my house.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4favvkes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if people were like my cat, they'd freak out at reflections and constantly attempt at licking their asses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago