There are 4 types of female orgasms: the positive orgasm, "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!", the negative orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!", the religious orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" and the fake orgasm: "Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony!", amirite?
So if my girlfriend is faking only if she starts screaming "Oh Anthony!" during her orgasm? Since she never says that, I now know I'm doing something right!
Bitch please, don't you know how hot I am? Just my surface is around 5505°C...
Dennis we all know you're single.
YourNeighborhoodNigK... gee I wonder who that is
I actually do wonder who it is.
Well then I am at a total loss.
Oh yes we do.
I was going to make a video of flicking you off or something and post it on youtube and then link it here... but I thought that was too much work over you.
Flipping, Flicking off means something very, very different and wrong. It does in Singapore anyway. Don't ever say that.
Oh sorry, forgot to read up on my Singaporean hand signs.
I wasn't sure if it was universal or not. I only know for sure in Singapore.
Mother Earth. They never got married, you see; so technically they're just boyfriend and girlfriend.
Mother Earth and Sun?
Sounds a little incestuous...
Yes, and Father Time filmed it with his HD digital camera. The sick, dirty bastard.
We needn't add that father time is inside grandfather clock.
Katrin definitely calls out Anthony's name
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UH OH BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET FUCKED UP.
He possesses powers you couldn't even think of.
God dammit I was who posted it.
In her fantasies...
That sounded kind of bitchy. I feel bad for Dennis. (cry2)
That wasn't me... fail... hahahahahaah
Yeah, what a fucking asshole.
Thanks, I'll try :)
Stop talking to yourself you fucking banana.
You guys are gossiping about me?
We all know that's not true.
Are you saying that Anthony is so unsatisfying in the bedroom that everyone has to fake it?
OP probably means that the best way to get POTD on here is to have sex with Anthony, and if you fake an orgasm you'll make him happier.
I believe that was the intended joke.
Okay cool man thanks for the heads up
The sex with Brettward orgasm: "..."
Oh come on! It was only that one time! And if you didn't want it, you would have been fighting a lot harder!
Maybe you're just a necrophiliac.
The sex with Favvkes orgasm: http://www.freesound.org/people...r/sounds/4914/
The negative orgasm?
its forced against them
Just because you don't want to happen, and don't have emotional pleasure, it doesn't mean you don't experience sexual pleasure.
So you're a porn star then?
Do you want to be? I'm free tomorrow
Inb4 this is Katja in anon form
I like how this posts straight to my Facebook News Feed.
Anthony's is the most easily identifiable name on amirite. That's the only reason I used it. I'm sure he's a fantastic lover though.
no POTD for you
Nope, you'll find your POTD deleted by next week.
this is hilarious
btw got the idea from somewhere else, just edited some pictures.
are those legit pics of him?
Let's start a rumour. The second last picture is actually him and he's cheating on Katjazz.
hurdur sarcasm hurdurhurdurhur.
That was supposed to be an unfunny joke hence the reason why I clearly said "rumour" meaning that we all know that it's not true. Calm down girlfran
Well fuck, that was easier than I thought. I was expecting some major plastic sabotage.
Yes. They are.
And then the kool-aid orgasm:
I find it funny out of ALL the comments, only one of them is from someone who voted no.
Can't Anthony see who the OP was?
Not if OP didn't post this on his account like a twat.
I don't see a difference between the last two :P
You got a little brown stuff on your nose there
Actually, all the brown stuff is on a piece of paper
FUCK YOU, my eyes.
Anthony may pretend he likes and and POTD it for now...
but we all know it's true...
Let me tell you something about Anthony.
He makes a good partner and a good buttfucker.
and "Tell the pixies I'll be late for lunch", the wet dream.
People keep talking about having sex with Anthony for POTD. Where is the line?
You be trippin
Pandas? Wearing shoes? The end is nye
Why did he have to make us consider the following?!
With your mouth...
LMAO i yell anthonys name all the time. but my boyfriends name is kyle.. oooops