Stress is the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living shit out of someone that desperately needs it, amirite?

Can't shake the feeling that I've heard this before... Hmm

I've read this on a coffee mug :P
(I'm not bitching at you for being unoriginal or anything like that by the way.)

Well that's one example, but not the definition of stress...

Let me get this straight: you have the desire to choke crap that's living?