You wish you could talk really quickly, like an auctioneer, so you could tell people things you don't really want to tell them as quickly as possible to get it over with, amirite?

+225 You wish you could talk really quickly, like an auctioneer, so you could tell people things you don't really want to tell them as quickly as possible to get it over with, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But then they might not understand you and you'd have to repeat it again which would maximize the awfulness.

by Anonymous 11 years ago