Just for Mother's Day (and never again), you Mom gains the magical ability to (1) hop to any place in the world in minutes, and (2) carry you around in her pants like a kangaroo. You would accept her offer, amirite?

-68 Just for Mother's Day (and never again), you Mom gains the magical ability to (1) hop to any place in the world in minutes, and (2) carry you around in her pants like a kangaroo. You would accept her offer, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Love the post... not so fond of the idea.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If a complete stranger hears a male voice coming from your Mom's pants saying "Hey you! Yes you! Down here!" and you poke your head out for a split second and shout "PEEKABOO!!!", that would make it all worth it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago