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You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?

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There was a side, to Smokey, that I never knew, never knew, when you talked to me, it was never true, never true, and no matter how many fires there were you would always win, always wiiiiin

BUT I SET FIIIIIIIIRE TO THE FOREST
WATCH IT BURN, FUCK THE EPA

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@1725499

Well they're creative, that's fur sure.

@1725479

It's okay man, Smokey wouldn't do that. It's impawsible.

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@1726361

I broke the pattern that was the point of my comment.

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@1726556

It doesn't really matter. The combo has been broken. You've failed.

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@1725479

You failed to follow the rules. Hardcore pun-chainers now hate your guts.

OnePiecepkmns avatar OnePiecepkmn Yeah You Are +1Reply
@OnePiecepkmn You failed to follow the rules. Hardcore pun-chainers now hate your guts.

See. This is where knowing who you're replying to could help.

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@1727144

Loving your own comments there chief? (there ya go. An opportunity for a fire chief joke)

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@1725479

I hope all of you die a slow and painful death.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are -2Reply

I'm going to assume this is an American thing...? Because I don't get it.

@Cedz I'm going to assume this is an American thing...? Because I don't get it.

Consider yourself lucky, you didn't have to go through the heart break (cry2)

Fun told me that since I was young, I should be starting the fires...

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@1725474

And then there's nickelback......

Brambleclaw8s avatar Brambleclaw8 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Skr3wBall Fun told me that since I was young, I should be starting the fires...

Adele told me to start small and instead of setting the entire world on fire, to set fire to something that should put fire out.

Statefarms avatar Statefarm Yeah You Are +21Reply

But the other kids can't do it like me..

Chewbanshees avatar Chewbanshee Yeah You Are +16Reply

You are my hero.

Anonymous +13Reply
@You are my hero.

Someday you'll be old enough to understand. In the meantime, why don't you run along and go play with some matches or something?

Anonymous +28Reply
@You are my hero.

Tell me why you want your hero to suck it?

It's funny how girls think that they don't do this too.

@Big_Boss It's funny how girls think that they don't do this too.

It's funny how you think bears don't do this too.

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@Big_Boss It's funny how girls think that they don't do this too.

The post was a joke about Smokey the Bear, though I know what you're saying.

Also, having Future Twilight as your avatar is insanely epic.

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