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You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?
There was a side, to Smokey, that I never knew, never knew, when you talked to me, it was never true, never true, and no matter how many fires there were you would always win, always wiiiiin
BUT I SET FIIIIIIIIRE TO THE FOREST
WATCH IT BURN, FUCK THE EPA
I just fell over laughing. Thank you. You are truly amazing.
:')
Well they're creative, that's fur sure.
It's okay man, Smokey wouldn't do that. It's impawsible.
I broke the pattern that was the point of my comment.
It doesn't really matter. The combo has been broken. You've failed.
See. This is where knowing who you're replying to could help.
Loving your own comments there chief? (there ya go. An opportunity for a fire chief joke)
I hope all of you die a slow and painful death.
I'm going to assume this is an American thing...? Because I don't get it.
Consider yourself lucky, you didn't have to go through the heart break (cry2)
Fun told me that since I was young, I should be starting the fires...
And then there's nickelback......
Adele told me to start small and instead of setting the entire world on fire, to set fire to something that should put fire out.
Music is always a good influence.
But the other kids can't do it like me..
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks?
You are my hero.
Someday you'll be old enough to understand. In the meantime, why don't you run along and go play with some matches or something?
Tell me why you want your hero to suck it?
It's funny how girls think that they don't do this too.
It's funny how you think bears don't do this too.
Did you even read the post, FT?
The post was a joke about Smokey the Bear, though I know what you're saying.
Also, having Future Twilight as your avatar is insanely epic.