-35 Life is a genetically inherited terminal disease. The average life expectancy for those with this disease in 75 years, and symptoms of the disease are breathing, pain, and making mistakes. Unfortunately, there is no cure for this disease, but we must just all learn to survive with this disability, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So is being a stillborn the recessive gene?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm sorry, did you just compare life to a freaking disease?!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How exactly is "breathing" a symptom?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

...There's a cure alright.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

...What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Chicken Soup for the Pessimist Soul.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Will you people stop calling life a disease to try to look deep?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." --The Matrix See that. That is a far better metaphor than this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago