+584 It's ridiculous when people think masturbating is cheating. Everyone does it. I should be able to sue my school for kicking me out of my exam room, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope you did good on your test-icles.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that was an above average joke, pb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As long as you get it, lead. way to use my post against me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Stand up. Begins slow clap.*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I went to the doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked why, and he said, "Because I'm trying to check for testicular cancer!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Masturbation jokes always bring out the best in me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Masturbation jokes just cum naturally to me..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@Dwight: that must come in handy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once I saw a guy in the park masturbating. Mentally scarred for life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Masturbating to what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On second thought, never mind. There were probably little kids and what not at the park..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually it was like a state park and he was off the side of the path and when I saw him i gave him a quizzical look. In response, he said he was looking for a contact lense. In my head I was like //Well I can guarantee its not there//. Then he was all "I used to hike in Canada when I lived there but you can't make much noise because we got bears up there." I walked faster until I was aways away then headed back and he was nowhere to be seen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is one beautifully fucked up story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's just sick

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was the test on LSR?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Didn't see that one cumming!" (that's what kids are saying these days, right?)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Something like that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope your answers were not affected by any stains

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't understand this

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've actually never masturbated in my life. Not even by accident....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do you masturbate by accident?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Clearly I must have never masturbated if I thought this was possible, lol! :-S

by Anonymous 12 years ago