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We're so lucky to be human. Out of all the things you could have been, you got to be a person, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Well, when I came out of the womb my parents were not surprised to see a baby human.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah, realistically the things we could have been other than a person are limited to: a sperm in an old sock, an ovum in a menstral cycle, or a miscarried foetus.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I meant your being could be an ant or a fiber or something. I dunno how to reall word myself without sounding stupid.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Sometimes I wonder what my life would've been like if I was a dog. Much simpler, that's for sure.
by Anonymous11 years ago
i wish I were a cat
cats: get to sleep whenever you want
humans: sleep only for ~6 hours at night
cats: free food whenever you want
humans: if we eat too much we look fat
cats: are fucking cute and get cuddles
humans: have a high chance of being gross
cats: get to fucking kill mice and eat what they catch
humans: go grocery shopping
cats: give 0 fucks throughout the day
humans: go to school/work
cats: fuck random bitches with almost no consequence
humans: go to jail for rape
by Anonymous11 years ago
Lmao, "cats: give 0 fucks throughout the day"
But on a different note, if you're only getting 6 hours of sleep a night, you're doing it wrong.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah, cuz my parents were totally able to produce a healthy baby kangaroo from their loins.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Mine were able to produce an elephant. Anything's possible.
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