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There's always that kid who is unnecessarily super secretive. Like they'll say something like "Dude, did you hear about Sarah and Max?" "No, what'd they do?" "I can't tell you here but it's super crazy, meet me at the gas station in two hours and 36 minutes." And then when they finally tell you it's super lame like they might have hooked up two years ago, amirite?

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I have a great story for this! But we can't discuss it right now... Meet me here in exactly three days.

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@Tells_Stories I have a great story for this! But we can't discuss it right now... Meet me here in exactly three days.

So in the town where I live there's a factory. For as long as the factory's been around no one has ever known what it was for. Until last week that is. As I was walking by the factory I noticed that the gate, which normally was locked up tight, was slightly open. I almost walked away. Almost, but then my curiosity got the better of me and I slipped through the steel gate. Walking along the gray, silent structures I felt a shiver of fear course through my body. Something about this place was deeply, horribly wrong. As I rounded a corner I noticed a door in front of me with light spilling out from underneath it. Silently I approached it, the hissing and clanging of machinery filling my ears with each step. I placed my hand against the cool metal of the door and pushed, the yawning light rushed to meet me and I gasped. Before my eyes lay a room full of conveyer belts and metal, and on each conveyer belt was an endless supply of tomatoes! But these weren't ordinary tomatoes, they were blue. Before my very eyes I saw the tomatoes being painted red, tomato after tomato, and I ran. To this day no one believes me, but I know the sick truth. So be very wary of tomatoes my friends. Very wary

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@Tells_Stories So in the town where I live there's a factory. For as long as the factory's been around no one has ever known what...

I grow my own tomatoes in my backyard sometimes and they are never blue. The government must be controlling my brain to make me forge-DISREGARD THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE

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