+255 Guys: if your "virgin" girlfriend told you that god made her pregnant you wouldn't believe her. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I would if God sent me an angel telling me that he made her pregnant.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How about I just call you, tell you my name is god and say I got her pregnant? Would that work too?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

FUCK YEAH! Her child is the next Jesus!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That would signal the end of the world.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I believed her, but when it happened again...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Please amirite, don't start a flamewar over this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just sayin', "virgin" meant something different back then. It could mean "never had sex" but it could also mean "never been married".

by Anonymous 11 years ago

virgin could have also meant 'young'

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Oh no, pregnant! Better come with a good excuse!" I think that applies to Rhea Silvia (mother of Romulus and Remus, "Sons of Mars") too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago